The Golden Arches
I bet you can name a McDonald's slogan off the top of your head. Maybe you can get 3-4. If you can get all 45, I'll be VERY impressed.
(ba, da, ba, ba, ba) I'm lovin' it
Dates used: 2003–present
Grade: A+
Notes: Center square on the bingo card
30 years of good times and great taste
Dates used: 1985, for McDonald's 30th anniversary
Grade: C
A whole new way to love McDonald's
Dates used: 2013–2015
Grade: C
Choose Lovin
Dates used: 2015–2018
Grade: A
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Dates used: 1997–2000
Grade: B-
Do you believe in magic?
Dates used: March 17, 1992 – October 15, 1997
Grade: B
Enjoy the best food at McDonald's
Dates used: 1973
Grade: C-
Food, folks and fun
Dates used: February 1990, March 7, 1990 – March 18, 1991
Grade: A+
Gimme Back that Filet-O-Fish
Dates used: 2009–2015, Filet-O-Fish advertising
Grade: C
Go for the Goodness at McDonald's
Dates used: 1962–1969
Grade: A
Have you had your break today?
Dates used: 1995–1997
Grade: A
Notes: Have you??
It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's
Dates used: April 16, 1984 – April 10, 1988
Grade: C-
It's what I eat and what I do
Dates used: 2005
Grade: C+
Let's eat out!
Dates used: 1960–1965
Grade: A-
Look for the Golden Arches!
Dates used: 1960–1967
Grade: A++
Notes: All-timer
Make it Mac Tonight
Dates used: 1986, Mac Tonight advertising
Grade: A
McDonald's and you
Dates used: October 1982– April 16, 1984
Grade: D
McDonald's is your kind of place
Dates used: 1967 – January 22, 1971
Grade: C-
McDonald's is your place to be
Dates used: 1986
Grade: D+
McDonald's Sure is Good to Have Around
Dates used: 1974
Grade: F
Notes: I don't know why but I hate this one in particular.
McDonald's Today
Dates used: 1991–1992
Grade: C
McDonald's, where what you want is what you get
Dates used: 1994, as part of a Sonic the Hedgehog promotion
Grade: C
My McDonald's
Dates used: February 19 – October 1, 1997
Grade: C+
Nobody can do it like McDonald's can
Dates used: 1979–1981
Grade: C-
Notes: Get rid of the second "can," it's cleaner.
Nobody can say good night like McDonald's can
Dates used: 1979
Grade: C
Notes: Same as prior
Nobody makes your day like McDonald's can
Dates used: 1980 – August 21, 1981
Grade: C
Notes: Someone in the late 70s really liked this structure.
One Two Three Four... Big Mac burger!
Dates used: 1997
Grade: C
Put a Smile On
Dates used: 2001–2003
Grade: B+
Ronald Makes it Magic
Dates used: February 17, 1995 – October 15, 1997
Grade: B+
Smile
Dates used: 2001–2003
Grade: C
Notes: Don't tell me what to do
That's My McDonald's
Dates used: 1981
Grade: C
The closest thing to home
Dates used: 1966–1969
Grade: B+
Notes: Did Don Draper write this?
The good time, great taste of McDonald's
Dates used: 1988–1990
Grade: B-
The simple joy of McDonald's
Dates used: 2010–2013
Grade: C
There's something for everyone to love at McDonald's
Dates used: 2013–2015
Grade: C
We cook it all for you at McDonald's
Dates used: 1982
Grade: C-
Notes: Do you McDonald's? Do you really?
We do it all for you
Dates used: 1975–1979
Grade: C+
We love to see you smile
Dates used: 2000–2003
Grade: B
What we're made of
Dates used: 2008–2015
Grade: D
Notes: I'm not sure I want to know...
What you want is what you get
Dates used: 1992–1995
Grade: B+
What you want is what you get at RocDonald's today
Dates used: 1994, as part of a The Flintstones promotion
Grade: A++
Notes: Bring back RocDonald's
What you want is what you get, delivered from McDonald's today
Dates used: 1994
Grade: C
Notes: They were ahead of the delivery game!
You deserve a break today
Dates used: 1971–1975, 1989–1991
Grade: A-
Notes: Thanks, McDonald's, I DO deserve a break today.
There's so much fun for you today
Dates used: August 21, 1981–January 1983
Grade: D
Notes: Why does this feel like a line from a horror movie?
You want it, need it, you gotta have a taste of McDonald's burgers
Dates used: 2010–2013
Grade: C
Notes: Gotta have one of these trucks...